Patient: Doctor, do you think that I shall live until I am
Doctor: How old are you now?
Doctor: Do you drink, gamble, smoke or do you have any other vice?
Patient: No. I don’t drink. I don’t gamble. I don’t smoke. I have no vice.
Doctor: Then why do you want to live for another fifty years?
Patient: Doctor, I have to ask a personal question, if you don’t mind. Why
do you charge fees much lower than other doctors?
Doctor: You see, I am not a M.B.B.S. I am only a B.Sc.