Teacher and Students jokes

Teacher:”This is the fifth time this week that i have had punish you What do you have to say?
Student: “Thank god Saterday and Sunday are holidays, Sir!”

Small boy: “Dad , can you write in the dark?”
Father: “I think so. What is it you want me to write?”
Small Boy: “Your name on the report card.”

Teacher: “what’s the further away, America or the Moon?”
Student: “America!”
Teacher: “America? Whatever gave you that idea?”
Student: “Simple, We can always see the moon from the india, but not america!”

Teacher: “How do you like your new house?”
Student: “Oh, we like it very much. I have a room of my own, each of my sisters has a room of her own. But poor Mum, she’s still in with Dad.”

Son: “Daddy, why did you put your thumb impression on my progress report instead of your signature?”

Father: “I don’t want your teacher to think that anyone with your marks could possibly have a father who can read or write.”

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