Top Ten list …If Sonia Gandhi becomes the Prime Minister….
10.There will be branches of Olive Garden all over India and they
will be called OZinda Bagicha!!
9. Their only vegetarian dish will be Eggplant Parmesan and it will
be called Anda-Pauda Parmeshwaran!!
8. All Vadapav Gaadis and Stalls will be selling Pizza and Pasta.
7. India’s National Sport will be – Of course soccer.
6. Laloo will lose his position as the national animal and will be replaced
5. National vegetable-Zucchini
4. There will be Pope John Paul’s ‘yearly’ visit – twice every year!!
3. Jahangir Art galleries will be renamed to “Michaelangelo’s Confetti house”!!
2. Men in Indian Army will wear Mini Skirts!!
And …the number one thing that will happen if Sonia Becomes the Prime Minister
of India is…..
1.All Sindhi People will get promotions in their positions because she thinks they
are all ITALIANS!! (Kotwani, Multani, Vaswani ……resemble Mussolini, Gianini,
Benini etc…..*Kulkarni also have a fair chance*…