2 men went to prostitute, 1st one went inside, after he came out, he says My
wife is BETTER.
2nd one went inside & after he came out he says, Yes, your WIFE is certainly
Lady: “doctor, I feel very weak.”
Dr: “how many times do u have sex?”
Lady: “5 times, mon-fri.”
Dr: “cut down Wed.”
Lady: “but that’s the only day I m with my husband!”
A person was carrying 3 BABIES in the train.
The lady next to him asked, “Are they your BABIES.” The Person said, “NO, I
own a condom factory & these are customers complaints!!”